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For several years, a man was having an affair with an
Italian woman..
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid
her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child.
Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
also provide
child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to
begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange
post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it
later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white,
and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce
Italian woman..
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid
her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child.
Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
also provide
child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to
begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange
post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it
later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white,
and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce
Good one.
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