Four passengers are sharing a small compartment on a train in Europe.
A Turkish student, an Armenian student, a beautiful young woman and a nun.
Conversation is basically nil and very quickly all four resort to looking out of the windows.
Suddenly the train enters a tunnel leaving the compartment in pitch darkness.
The only sound is of a big kiss and a resounding hand-slap.
When the train leaves the tunnel and sunshine bursts into the compartment the Turkish student has a large red hand-mark on his face.
The nun looks at him and thinks " He kissed the young girl in the tunnel and God Bless her, she's slapped him."
The young girl looks at the Turk and thinks " He thought he would kiss me but kissed the nun and she slapped him!"
The Turk rubs his cheek and thinks " The bloody Armenian kissed the young girl and she went to slap him but slapped me by mistake!"
The Armenian student smiles and thinks,
"When the train enters the next tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand and I'll slap that Turk again !"
A Turkish student, an Armenian student, a beautiful young woman and a nun.
Conversation is basically nil and very quickly all four resort to looking out of the windows.
Suddenly the train enters a tunnel leaving the compartment in pitch darkness.
The only sound is of a big kiss and a resounding hand-slap.
When the train leaves the tunnel and sunshine bursts into the compartment the Turkish student has a large red hand-mark on his face.
The nun looks at him and thinks " He kissed the young girl in the tunnel and God Bless her, she's slapped him."
The young girl looks at the Turk and thinks " He thought he would kiss me but kissed the nun and she slapped him!"
The Turk rubs his cheek and thinks " The bloody Armenian kissed the young girl and she went to slap him but slapped me by mistake!"
The Armenian student smiles and thinks,
"When the train enters the next tunnel, I'll kiss the back of my hand and I'll slap that Turk again !"