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    china

    Q. Why isn't there a Disneyland in China?

    A. Nobodys tall enough to get on the rides.
    Sardarabad,1918.
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    Chinese Je.ws ( I don't know why it blocks out "J E W" everytime I write it.)

    Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

    "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any xxxs in China?"

    "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese xxxs?"

    "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese xxxs."

    "Are you sure?" Al asked.

    "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

    While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no xxxs in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

    When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese xxxs."

    "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese xxxs."

    "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange xxxs, Prune xxxs, Tomato xxxs and Grape xxxs, but no Chinese xxxs!
    Just a trouble-free chick in a prickly planet.

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      A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.

      On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

      "I want number 69" she replies.

      "You want beef with broccoli?"
      B0zkurt Hunter

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        Re: china

        ^ lmao!
        Just a trouble-free chick in a prickly planet.

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          Re: china

          Originally posted by Eddo211 View Post
          A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.

          On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

          "I want number 69" she replies.

          "You want beef with broccoli?"
          Didn't get it

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          • #6
            Re: china

            Originally posted by Sero View Post
            Didn't get it
            Sero, it's because you're Lenakantsi. lol
            Just a trouble-free chick in a prickly planet.

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