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  • Hustler spoofs Kardashians

    and Kim is b-itching and complaining and the family may sue. Haha, its called satire Kim. If Larry can spoof Jerry Falwell and get away with it, the Kardassians are fair game. I mean its not like he is disparaging the Kardashian name, the family already did that. What a joke. Its called free speech, Kim. Grow up.

    Kim Kardashian is all hot and bothered by a new porno about to hit the market -- but not in the good way.



    Hey look its a Kardassian.



    Funny, she completely missed "Getting it Up with the KardASSIANS' which was released in 2007.
    Last edited by freakyfreaky; 03-24-2009, 08:40 PM.
    Between childhood, boyhood,
    adolescence
    & manhood (maturity) there
    should be sharp lines drawn w/
    Tests, deaths, feats, rites
    stories, songs & judgements

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    Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

    You laugh at your own jokes.
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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      Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

      you are a joke. I laugh at you.

      Between childhood, boyhood,
      adolescence
      & manhood (maturity) there
      should be sharp lines drawn w/
      Tests, deaths, feats, rites
      stories, songs & judgements

      - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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        Why do you keep creating Kim Kardashian threads? Seriously.

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          Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

          Originally posted by freakyfreaky View Post
          freakyfreaky laugh at yourself first.
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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            Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

            The Kardashians are more like the Cardassians then they'd like to admit.

            In their world, satire of public figures and pornography are not protected free speech.



            Cardassia prime
            Between childhood, boyhood,
            adolescence
            & manhood (maturity) there
            should be sharp lines drawn w/
            Tests, deaths, feats, rites
            stories, songs & judgements

            - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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              Good one freaky
              this post = teh win.

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                Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

                Originally posted by Sip View Post
                Good one freaky
                Thanks, Sip. If you enjoyed it, it was worth embelleshing the star trek connection.

                Oddly enough, Star Trek has been parodied in the adult video industry with titles like "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration".

                Don't recall Gene Roddenberry or Mr. Nimoy or Mr. Shatner or any of the cast suing anyone.
                Between childhood, boyhood,
                adolescence
                & manhood (maturity) there
                should be sharp lines drawn w/
                Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                stories, songs & judgements

                - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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                  Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

                  Larry Flynt's Hustler refreshes Star Trek porn with SEX TREK.



                  Hustler Video is on a roll, man. When I reviewed This Ain't the Munsters XXX and a gaggle of other X-rated TV-parody titles a couple months ago, I had no idea this one was in production—the parody to top all parodies: This Ain't Star Trek XXX. Seriously. Geeks across the land, let ye rejoice! This one's gonna be BIG. xxxx, if Hustler were smart, it would have a booth at this weekend's Emerald City ComiCon. It would sell hundreds of preorders to that sci-fi nerd-herd.

                  This Ain't Star Trek XXX is the latest in a new series of big budget (for porn) films that go that extra mile (for porn) in their casting, set design, and props. Crikey, just look at the photos. Evan Stone really does look a bit like a young Shatner, no? And Jada Fire as Uhura? HOT! Um, Spock, well, Spock is off. Way off. But then again, Leonard Nimoy is just an inimitable, freaky-looking human.

                  Star Trek has did-been-done-and-done-again. The franchise has been fetishized a million-billion ways already (remember in the '70s when those creepy housewives started writing all that bizarro fan fiction—called "K/S," short for "Kirk/Spock"—about the Captain and Spock being great big homos? Or those poorly drawn triple-X comic books like Sex Trek and Sperm Trek from the early '90s?). Modern-day sex-hungry trekkies (sekkies?) can buy a membership at SexyTrek.com—the self-proclaimed "Only Sci-Fi Sex Site" that hosts X-rated image galleries, Trek-related "fantasy" videos, and, of course, a chat room and message board. Other XXX films have also been made—Sex Trek: The Next Penetration, XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm, and Pornstar Trek: Cheap Space Sixty Nine, just to name a few.

                  So WTF is Hustler doing making it AGAIN? And why do you care? 'Cause Hustler is making TV spoofs their new niche... their new xxxxx. And they're doing it REALLY well. In a press release on AVN.com, Hustler Vid stated, "[We've] spared no expense in this production. LFP Studios is buzzing with construction of the lavish sets, which include a bridge complete with Captain's chair and the ship's intricate transporter room." LFP director Jeff Thill went on to say, "Growing up... in the '60s, I never dreamed I'd have the opportunity to see my favorite TV show convincingly re-created and taken to the next level."

                  I guess, Jeff, you can say a hardcore-sex-film set is "next level." I personally can't wait to see who cracks the first Leonard "Bones" McCoy joke. Gene Roddenberry will roll in his grave. I mean, his ashes will, uh, roll their eyes from deep space.

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                  Between childhood, boyhood,
                  adolescence
                  & manhood (maturity) there
                  should be sharp lines drawn w/
                  Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                  stories, songs & judgements

                  - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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                    Re: Hustler spoofs Kardashians

                    Eminem puts K-hole in a wood chipper, spoofs Star Trek. http://www.people.com/people/article...270555,00.html
                    Between childhood, boyhood,
                    adolescence
                    & manhood (maturity) there
                    should be sharp lines drawn w/
                    Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                    stories, songs & judgements

                    - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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