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  • $100.00 Bill

    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

    When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

    The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

    The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

    Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those xxxxxxxs deducted $95.00 in taxes.

    Positive vibes, positive taught

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    Re: $100.00 Bill

    LOL PepsiAddict.

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      Re: $100.00 Bill

      Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
      A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

      Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

      When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

      The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

      The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

      The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

      Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those xxxxxxxs deducted $95.00 in taxes.

      Wait till the kid finds out that the 5 dollars is debt and holds no value
      "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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      • #4
        Re: $100.00 Bill

        Nice Pepsi


        Love reading your funny jokes

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        • #5
          Re: $100.00 Bill

          Originally posted by Pazooki View Post
          Nice Pepsi


          Love reading your funny jokes
          Thank you Pazooki
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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          • #6
            Re: $100.00 Bill

            Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
            Thank you Pazooki
            You should post jokes more often or else....


            ILL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!!!!

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            • #7
              Re: $100.00 Bill

              LOL I'm messin with you Ian
              LOL
              Positive vibes, positive taught

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