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  • #1

    A good man

    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

    and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

    decided to get married. There was only one

    little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

    younger sister.



    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

    tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

    would regularly bend down when she was near

    me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

    be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

    near anyone else.



    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

    alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

    had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

    overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

    before I got married and committed my life to her sister.



    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

    you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'



    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

    up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

    and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

    opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

    outside, all clapping!



    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

    said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

    little test. We couldn't ask for a better

    man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car!

    Last edited by Jam; 08-10-2009, 01:02 PM.
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  • #2
    Re: A good man

    you got that from a video on youtube:

    Very FUNNY condom commercial! LOL!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwDXCGXtBKY
    http://www.getfreecondoms.net - This funny condom commercial is just hilarious, don't you think? :-)

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    • #3
      Re: A good man

      Originally posted by Pazooki View Post
      you got that from a video on youtube:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwDXCGXtBKY
      Actually I got that from an Iranian forum. I didn't know that a video had existed about it. Thanks.

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      • #4
        Re: A good man

        Originally posted by Jam View Post
        Actually I got that from an Iranian forum. I didn't know that a video had existed about it. Thanks.
        Not blaming you or anything but yea they probably got it from that video.

        Funny joke though and also welcome to the forum!

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        • #5
          Re: A good man

          LOL, nice one! I may try it one day

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          • #6
            Re: A good man

            K, there are enough dumb people bringing kids into this world so just to put a stop to stupidity.... DO NOT STORE LATEX IN EXTREME HOT OR COLD TEMPERATURES!!!
            "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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            • #7
              Re: A good man

              store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:




              You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!




              So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:




              Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs



              She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:




              Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



              'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'




              So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:



              Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.




              'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.




              She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



              Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.




              'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'



              Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:




              Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.




              She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:




              Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

              (scroll and keep reading!)


              PLEASE NOTE:

              To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.



              The first floor has wives that love sex.



              T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.




              The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
              Hayastan or Bust.

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              • #8
                Re: A good man

                lol, nice.

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