Horse's Ass

[ckBejug]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, so I reattached them, and 8 months later he gave a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others bragged: "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

Sorry Surfer... You know I still think YOU'RE cool, right? Lol

[sSsflamesSs]

Hahahahaha, keep 'em coming, cK!

[Arvestaked]

Re: Horse's Ass

Originally posted by ckBejug Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, so I reattached them, and 8 months later he gave a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others bragged: "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

That one was excellent.

[ckBejug]

Dang, I am far too good to take all the credit. While the delivery was all MINE, my mom was the one who told me those jokes. Go mom.

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by ckBejug Dang, I am far too good to take all the credit. While the delivery was all MINE, my mom was the one who told me those jokes. Go mom.

Hats off to mom! And to your kind generosity.

[SagGal]

haha. good one