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  • 12 days of dznount

    i don't think it's very funny but what the hell...

    >The Twelve Days of Dznoont
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >0n the first day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >A shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the second day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Two lahmajoons & a shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the third day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Three pots of pilaf, two lahmajoons & a shish of Armenian Oghi
    > > >
    > > > 0n the fourth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Four lavash hatz, three pots of pilaf, two lahmajoons & a shish of
    >Armenian
    > > >Oghi
    > > >
    > > >.0n the fifth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Five bowls of khash, four lavash hatz, three pots of pilaf, Two
    >lahmajoons,
    > > >& a shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the sixth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Six cabbage dolmas, five bowls of khash, four lavash hatz, Three pots of
    > > >pilaf, two lahmajoons, & a shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the seventh day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Seven sticks of basterma, six cabbage dolmas, five bowls of khash, Four
    > > >lavash hatz, three pots of pilaf, two lahmajoons, & Shish of Armenian
    >Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the eighth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Eight Kharpert kuftas, seven sticks of basterma, six cabbage dolmas, five
    > > >bowls of khash, four lavash hatz, three pots of pilaf, two lahmajoons, &
    >a
    > > >shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the ninth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Nine golden katas, eight Kharpert kuftas, seven sticks of basterma, six
    > > >cabbage dolmas, five bowls of khash, four lavash hatz, three pots of
    >pilaf,
    > > >Two lahmajoons, & a shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the tenth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Ten skewers of kebab, nine golden katas, eight Kharpert kuftas, seven
    > > >sticks
    > > >of basterma, six cabbage dolmas, five bowls of khash, four lavash hatz,
    > > >three pots of pilaf, Two lahmajoons, & a shish of Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the eleventh day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Eleven cubes of halvah, ten skewers of kebab, nine golden katas, eight
    > > >Kharpert kuftas, seven sticks of basterma, six cabbage dolmas, five bowls
    > > >of
    > > >khash, four lavash hatz, three pots of pilaf, two lahmajoons, & a shish
    >of
    > > >Armenian Oghi.
    > > >
    > > > 0n the twelfth day of dznoont, my true love sent to me
    > > >Twelve tekals of Bakmaz, eleven cubes of halvah, ten skewers of kebab,
    >nine
    > > >golden katas, Eight Kharpert kuftas, seven sticks of basterma, six
    >cabbage
    > > >dolmas, Five bowls of khash, four lavash hatz, three pots of pilaf, two
    > > >lahmajoons, & A shish of Armenian Oghi

  • #2
    lol....bayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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    • #3
      i said it wasn't funny

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