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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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What do you call two blondes in a freezer?
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"Positive vibes, positive taught
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two blondes were driving through very thick grass. while they were driving they saw a blonde trying to drive a boat throught the grass.
"can you believe that?" says on blonde
the other one rolls down her window and starts to scream "YOU KNOW, IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT MAKE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE IDIOTS!! IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM, I'D GET OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"Comment
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