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  • Might not sound as funny when read...

    ...but here goes.

    A Jewish girl tells her dad:

    "Dad, I need 20 dollars!"

    "15 dollars? Why the hell do you need 10 dollars?"
    Last edited by xBaron Dants; 01-11-2004, 07:50 PM.

  • #2
    uhm, shouldn't it be a jewish girl asking "her" and not "his" dad. is this joke supposed to make jews seem stupid or something? i guess u can tell by now that i don't get the joke
    I see...

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    • #3
      no . jews are careful about money. this is what the joke is about. its pretty funny too. i love making fun of my jewish friends.

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      • #4
        ooooh yea. i feel stupid now. here's another similar uptight about money jewish joke:

        A Jewish Santa Claus comes to the kindergarten and asks the little kids, "So kids, u want to buy some presents?" hehe
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        • #5
          heh. How bout this one.

          How do you drive a jew crazy?

          put him in a round room and tell him theres a penny in the corner.



          What happens when a jew with a boner walks into a wall?

          He breaks his nose

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          • #6
            yeesh.....sooooooooorry SagGal. I shall correct my error. Didn't think it was that dramatic.

            I had heard the first one Tigran, I love it.

            Second one got me to laugh to.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Baron Dants yeesh.....sooooooooorry SagGal. I shall correct my error. Didn't think it was that dramatic. ....
              lol. u changed it! haha, omg, at first i thought i was crazy and was about to say "sorry." hehe
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              • #8
                Originally posted by SagGal lol. u changed it! haha, omg, at first i thought i was crazy and was about to say "sorry." hehe

                Well, I still think you should say sorry for giving up on my joke because of that mistake.

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                • #9
                  Another jew joke...

                  Why are jewish men circumcized?

                  Because jewish women like 25% off of everything.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Baron Dants Another jew joke...

                    Why are jewish men circumcized?

                    Because jewish women like 25% off of everything.
                    Ohhh, that was just bad-ass!

                    Hahahah

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