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    Serial Blague in French

    Une femme se réveille pendant la nuit et constate que son mari n'est pas au lit. Elle enfile son peignoir et descend voir où il est. Elle le trouve dans la cuisine assis devant une tasse de café. Il paraît bouleversé et fixe le mur. Elle le voit essuyer une larme en avalant une gorgée de café.

    "Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas, chéri ?"

    Le mari lève les yeux de son café il lui demande solennellement :
    "Tu te souviens, en 1983, quand on s'était donné rendez-vous, tu n'avais alors que 16 ans ?"
    "Oui je m'en souviens", répond-elle.

    Le mari fait une pause, les mots lui viennent difficilement.
    "Te souviens-tu que ton père nous a surpris en train de faire l'amour à l'arrière de la voiture ?"
    "Oui, je m'en souviens", dit la femme en s'asseyant à ses côtés.

    Le mari continue :
    "Te souviens-tu quand il a pointé son flingue sur ma tempe et qu'il a dit: "Ou tu épouses ma fille ou je t'envoie en tôle pour 20 ans !"
    "Je m'en souviens aussi", répond-elle, doucement.

    Il essuie une autre larme et balbutie : "J'aurais été libéré aujourd'hui !"





    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa !!!!!
    So trueeeeeeeeee !!!!
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  • #2
    hehe. not bad

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    • #3
      Ahem. Translate.

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      • #4
        A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and sees that her husband isn't lying next to her. Worried, she puts on her robe and goes downstairs, to see his husband sitting quietly at the kitchen table, with a cup of coffee, and a faraway, troubled look.
        She sees him wiping a tear from his eye.

        "what's wrong dear?"

        The husband slowly lifts his head, and asks her:
        "Remember in 1984, when we set a secret meeting, and you were only 16 years old?"

        "yes, I remember"

        The husband stops talking....the words have a great difficulty coming out of his mouth.

        "and remember, remember when your dad found us making love in the back of the car"

        "oh yes...I remember" the wife answers.

        "and do you remember when he told me that either I marry you, or he would put me in jail for the next 20 years?"

        "yes, I remember that too" the wife asys softly.


        The husband wipes out another tear from his eye and says: I would have been freed today!

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        • #5
          Baronchik, you're the best!

          About the joke...That's just harsh, dammit! Is marriage really all that bad?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Baronchik, you're the best!

            About the joke...That's just harsh, dammit! Is marriage really all that bad?
            Sorry, but ... heu ...
            I have to remind you that I HAVE, with my all fingers, posted this thread.
            So, you're allowed to make some compliments to ME, and ONLY to me.

            Thank you
            Regards
            Raffi

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            • #7
              Originally posted by felizitation Sorry, but ... heu ...
              I have to remind you that I HAVE, with my all fingers, posted this thread.
              So, you're allowed to make some compliments to ME, and ONLY to me.

              Thank you
              Regards
              Raffi
              You have a sexy big toe.




              Actually, it was selfish of you to write the joke in French, for only you and Baron understood it (and I don't know about Tigran ).

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sSsflamesSs You have a sexy big toe.

                Actually, it was selfish of you to write the joke in French, for only you and Baron understood it (and I don't know about Tigran ).
                Sexy very big toe ... Which is also synonym of very big... heart.

                Selfish? it is not selfish, it is part of the "improve yourself" stuff.

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