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    cake or bed

    CAKE OR BED

    A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
    FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
    HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
    IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

    FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO.
    FINE,
    THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

    WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
    TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
    FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO

    FINE, SHE SAYS
    THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
    TO THE FRONT DOOR?
    THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
    WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

    I DON'T THINK SO.
    I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

    I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

    SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A

    COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
    HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

    HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
    TO GO HOME.
    AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE

    HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
    AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

    THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
    HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
    OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

    WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
    HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
    ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
    GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
    HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

    SHE REPLIED,
    HELLOOOOO....
    DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
    ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO!
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