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Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

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    Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

    Armenian man opens a store. He doesn’t know any English. One day a black man comes in the store and says: Do you have eggs? The Armenian man doesn’t understand what black man wants. Black man repeat: Do you have eggs? The Armenian man still doesn’t understand. The black man pulls down his pants and the Armenian man goes: Oh I know, I know, you want black olives!

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    Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

    I find this thread highly offensive, knowing that my father is an Armenian man and cannot communicate effectively, with African Americans. Thread should be closed! I don't want my dad checking my browsing history and "accidently" coming across to this, for it would break his heart, into kabobs.

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      Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

      Thread should be burned!

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        Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

        I agree. This is quite a thread, in a bad way, of course. I just can't seem to find the option to burn the thread, but perhaps moderators are not allowed to do such things.

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          Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

          Perhaps the maker of the thread should discharge a sincere apology amongst those Armenians that cannot communicate according to modern English. Since the thread was targeted specifically on Armenian men, I say we should start from the Adams apple.

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            Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

            Originally posted by iFemale View Post
            Since the thread was targeted specifically on Armenian men, I say we should start from the Adams apple.
            I don't get it.

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              Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

              Let the thread-maker begin aplogizing to all the Armenian men around the world who cannot speak English (specifically to my father). Being a daddy's girl, I'm extremely torn up inside. I feel like a superglued and rusty seashell, grasping a Cherrio inside.

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                Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

                Originally posted by iFemale View Post
                Let the thread-maker begin aplogizing to all the Armenian men around the world who cannot speak English (specifically to my father). Being a daddy's girl, I'm extremely torn up inside. I feel like a superglued and rusty seashell, grasping a Cherrio inside.
                I don't get it.

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                  Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

                  Originally posted by One-Way View Post
                  I don't get it.
                  PepsiAddict is wearing a shirt that says 'Ask me for help.'

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                    Re: Armenian Man Who Doesn’t Know Any English

                    Originally posted by iFemale View Post
                    PepsiAddict is wearing a shirt that says 'Ask me for help.'
                    Remember I let you borrow it now give me my shirt back.
                    Positive vibes, positive taught

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