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A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking on a beach. When she
picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she could have
one wish.
She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map and said
she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and
forever.
The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that will ever happen. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years and although I'm good, I'm
not that good so make another wish"
The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr. Right. You know, a
man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, well
endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much, has a
great job with a good income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre, likes to
cook and help with housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells me I
always look fabulous and is great in bed."
The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see that xxxxing map
again------
picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she could have
one wish.
She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map and said
she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and
forever.
The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that will ever happen. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years and although I'm good, I'm
not that good so make another wish"
The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr. Right. You know, a
man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, well
endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much, has a
great job with a good income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre, likes to
cook and help with housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells me I
always look fabulous and is great in bed."
The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see that xxxxing map
again------
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