Sat on a busy bus in downtown Yerevan, a guy sits even as people stand in the aisleway. Just in front of him is stood a pretty woman in a summer dress. She suddenly turns around and slaps the guy really hard across his face. He reddens up and the woman turns back facing the front of the bus. Five minutes later the woman turns around again and gives this guy an even bigger slap across the face and then storms off the bus at the next stop.
Intrigued, a man sat behind the first guy asks him if he knew the woman, when told no, he asked why would she slap a stranger.
The first guy says," Her dress had ridden up into the crack of her ass, so I just pulled it out for her."
"Okay, but why the second slap?" asks Mr Nosy.
"Well, I thought she must have wanted the dress in her ass-crack, so I pushed it back in!"
Intrigued, a man sat behind the first guy asks him if he knew the woman, when told no, he asked why would she slap a stranger.
The first guy says," Her dress had ridden up into the crack of her ass, so I just pulled it out for her."
"Okay, but why the second slap?" asks Mr Nosy.
"Well, I thought she must have wanted the dress in her ass-crack, so I pushed it back in!"
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