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A well-resepcted Judge was leaving his office after a hard day's work when he bumped into an old college friend who persuaded him to go for a drink. Well, one drink led to another, and another and they both staggered out of the bar at silly o'clock.
Saying their goodbyes the judge staggered home, his wife already in bed, he left his suit & shirt in a pile in the corner of the bedroom.
Waking next morning with a banging headache he saw that his wife had tidied his clothes. Entering the kitchen, his wife asked him why there was vomit on his suit.
He explained about having a quiet drink with an old friend and explained that on the way home he'd been accosted by a drunk, who had vomitted on him. Luckily, he continued, a police car had been passing at that exact moment and the drunk had been arrested and was due in court this very morning.
Returning home that evening his wife asked what had happened to the drunk.
The judge replied by saying that he'd given the guy 6 months in jail for being sick on a judge.
His wife replied, "You should have given him 12 months in jail because he shat in your pants as well!"
Saying their goodbyes the judge staggered home, his wife already in bed, he left his suit & shirt in a pile in the corner of the bedroom.
Waking next morning with a banging headache he saw that his wife had tidied his clothes. Entering the kitchen, his wife asked him why there was vomit on his suit.
He explained about having a quiet drink with an old friend and explained that on the way home he'd been accosted by a drunk, who had vomitted on him. Luckily, he continued, a police car had been passing at that exact moment and the drunk had been arrested and was due in court this very morning.
Returning home that evening his wife asked what had happened to the drunk.
The judge replied by saying that he'd given the guy 6 months in jail for being sick on a judge.
His wife replied, "You should have given him 12 months in jail because he shat in your pants as well!"