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  • Marriage Joke

    Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:









    'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time


    I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.


    I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless


    I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.


    I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing


    when I want with my old buddies, and don't you


    give me a hard time about it.


    Those are my rules. Any comments?'





    His new bride said:


    'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'





    (DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
    Positive vibes, positive taught

  • #2
    Re: Marriage Joke

    Cute That made me think of this

    1. It's very important to have a man who's a great provider and offers financial security.
    2. It's very important to have a man who can make you laugh and is a lot of fun to be with.
    3. It's very important to have a man who's affectionate, loving, and always there for you.
    4. It's very important to have a man who's great in bed and always wants to be in it with you.
    5. It's very important to have a man who shares in your life and pursuits and supports all your dreams.

    And finally,

    6. It's very, very, extremely important that these 5 men never, ever... meet.

    Hehe. There are different versions of this out there and one for women too

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    • #3
      Re: Marriage Joke

      21st century math...

      Smart man + Smart woman = romance
      Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
      Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy
      Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
      "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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      • #4
        Re: Marriage Joke

        I wanted to join . .

        If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

        The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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        • #5
          Re: Marriage Joke

          ^^^^^Good one Jack, I hadn't heared that one for a very long time.
          B0zkurt Hunter

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          • #6
            Re: Marriage Joke

            Hihi) )I read this some years ago)) but it's good enough to lough at it again)))

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            • #7
              Re: Marriage Joke

              Originally posted by LadyLazarus View Post
              Cute That made me think of this

              1. It's very important to have a man who's a great provider and offers financial security.
              2. It's very important to have a man who can make you laugh and is a lot of fun to be with.
              3. It's very important to have a man who's affectionate, loving, and always there for you.
              4. It's very important to have a man who's great in bed and always wants to be in it with you.
              5. It's very important to have a man who shares in your life and pursuits and supports all your dreams.

              And finally,

              6. It's very, very, extremely important that these 5 men never, ever... meet.

              Hehe. There are different versions of this out there and one for women too

              Ahahahaha, laughed a lot, I think I will live 5 years longerXD. Recommend you to watch Vitamin on Armenian TV. Hope you will laugh there a lot.

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