Man on the beach

[Artashes]

Two guys walking on the beach. The girls are showering attention on one guy and ignoring the other.
That evening the guy who was being ignored asked his friend how he managed to get so much attention from the girls. His friend told him if he wanted to get the girls attention to get a large cucumber and put it in his swimming trunks. The next day the guy buys a large cucumber and puts it down his shorts and goes to the beach. The girls avoid him like he has the plague. He goes to his buddy and says he did as he was told and put the cucumber down his shorts but the girls avoided him like he had the plague. His buddy looks at his shorts and says --- next time put the cucumber in the front of your shorts.
Artashes

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Man on the beach

Two guys walking on the beach. The girls are showering attention on one guy and ignoring the other.
That evening the guy who was being ignored asked his friend how he managed to get so much attention from the girls. His friend told him if he wanted to get the girls attention to get a large cucumber and put it in his swimming trunks. The next day the guy buys a large cucumber and puts it down his shorts and goes to the beach. The girls avoid him like he has the plague. He goes to his buddy and says he did as he was told and put the cucumber down his shorts but the girls avoided him like he had the plague. His buddy looks at his shorts and says --- next time put the cucumber in the front of your shorts.
Artashes

LOL that was a good one....success!