How to catch a polar bear

[Artashes]

Re: How to catch a polar bear

This last joke came from the mouth of an 8 yr old boy (friends son).

I have a friend that collects German board games. He has an entire room filled with these.
He & his wife use these as a social lubricant.
They invited me over for a night of gaming. Except for friends wife, there were all men sitting around the game table.
Teen daughter pulled herself away from tv long enough to ransack the numerous food platters that the misses made for the evening. However, the young son hovered about the adults with great interest. As we traded a few jokes in the nights banter, the young son said ; I have a joke ...

[Artashes]

Re: How to catch a polar bear

Where do you get these jokes from?

This last joke came from the mouth of an 8 yr old boy (friends son).

[MrHyeSev]

Re: How to catch a polar bear

Where do you get these jokes from?

[Artashes]

Cut a hole in the ice
Surround ice hole with pea's
When the polar bear comes to take a pea
You kick him in the ice hole