A guy goes to the top floor of the empire state building.
He goes to the bar and orders a drink.
Another guy goes to the bar and orders a drink also.
The two men strike up a conversation.
The first guy says to the second guy ... Did you know if you jump out the window you will pop right back inside because the updraft is so strong?
The second guy says ... No way, I don't believe that.
The first guy says ... For a hundred dollars I'll jump out the window and show you.
The second guy pulls out a hundred dollars and plops it on the bar.
So they go to the window and the first guy jumps out the window and pops right back in.
The second guy in disbelief says ... I can't believe I just saw that.
The first guy says ... For another hundred dollars I'll do it again.
The second guy pulls out another hundred bucks and once again plops it on the bar.
Again, the go to the window and again the first guy jumps out the window and pops back inside again.
The second guy says ... That's amazing, I've got to try that.
So they go to the window and the second guy jumps out the window and plummets to the sidewalk below to his death, splat.
The first guy goes back to the bar and orders another drink.
The bartender says ... You know superman, you can be really mean when your drinking.
He goes to the bar and orders a drink.
Another guy goes to the bar and orders a drink also.
The two men strike up a conversation.
The first guy says to the second guy ... Did you know if you jump out the window you will pop right back inside because the updraft is so strong?
The second guy says ... No way, I don't believe that.
The first guy says ... For a hundred dollars I'll jump out the window and show you.
The second guy pulls out a hundred dollars and plops it on the bar.
So they go to the window and the first guy jumps out the window and pops right back in.
The second guy in disbelief says ... I can't believe I just saw that.
The first guy says ... For another hundred dollars I'll do it again.
The second guy pulls out another hundred bucks and once again plops it on the bar.
Again, the go to the window and again the first guy jumps out the window and pops back inside again.
The second guy says ... That's amazing, I've got to try that.
So they go to the window and the second guy jumps out the window and plummets to the sidewalk below to his death, splat.
The first guy goes back to the bar and orders another drink.
The bartender says ... You know superman, you can be really mean when your drinking.