Two hillbillys sitting in a fancy New York restaurant .
A lady at a table close by starts choking on a piece of food.
One hillbilly jumps up an rushes over to the choking lady, and lift up her dress and starts licking her "a - hole"
The woman is so shocked, she coughs up the chunk of food she was choking on.
The hillbilly calmly walks back to his table and sits down.
His hillbilly friend says ; I've heard of that "hind lick" maneuver before, but I've never seen it done.