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Two women have been out for a few drinks one evening without their husbands and have a great time.
Walking home they decide to take a short cut through the church graveyard. Halfway through, one of the women says that she really really needs to pee, her friend says that she does too and points to a large headstone and suggests they pee behind it.
Once finished they carry on walking home and promptly collapse in their respective beds.
Next day their husbands are out early on the golf course, both looking a little worried.
One asks the other what was on his mind.
"I think my wife might be having an affair, she was asleep when I got out of bed and I saw that she'd got a red rose stuck between the cheeks of her bum"
"You think you've got problems," said the other, " my wife's got a card stuck between her buttocks which says ' We'll never forget you, from all the guys at the fire station' !"
Walking home they decide to take a short cut through the church graveyard. Halfway through, one of the women says that she really really needs to pee, her friend says that she does too and points to a large headstone and suggests they pee behind it.
Once finished they carry on walking home and promptly collapse in their respective beds.
Next day their husbands are out early on the golf course, both looking a little worried.
One asks the other what was on his mind.
"I think my wife might be having an affair, she was asleep when I got out of bed and I saw that she'd got a red rose stuck between the cheeks of her bum"
"You think you've got problems," said the other, " my wife's got a card stuck between her buttocks which says ' We'll never forget you, from all the guys at the fire station' !"
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