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  • VD and the Frog

    There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.

    Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

    Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others? "He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.

    After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught.

    When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he will have sex with her and he'll catch the disease.

    Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.

    In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.. and
    HE'S the son-of-a-xxxxx who ran over my FROG!"
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    wow this joke made me horny

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    • #3
      That's one twisted 10-year-old.

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      • #4
        at 10 yrs old, kids still think that kissing is grose, forget sex

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dimava at 10 yrs old, kids still think that kissing is grose, forget sex
          Seriously Ck. It seems biologically impossible for this joke to actually happen in real life. And wouldn't the Madam not accept the boy's money because she can get arrested? And how is the boy aware of what the father does with the babysitter. He's not around.


          lol, WHO CARES PEOPLE??? it's a joke. A funny one actually.

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          • #6
            wow. i guess when he hit puberty, he actually "hit" it. ay ay ay, what a bad little boy, but can't help but think about his love for his frog. aaawww
            I see...

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