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In a train carriage there was an Armenian man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man is rubbing his cheek in pain.
(1) The blonde thought: "That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
(2) The fat lady thought: "This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Turkish man thought: "That stupid Armenian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Armenian man thought: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turk again".
(1) The blonde thought: "That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
(2) The fat lady thought: "This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Turkish man thought: "That stupid Armenian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Armenian man thought: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turk again".
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