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A Russian man is walking home in the snow after a long day's work. He finds a lamp in a snow bank and decides to pick it up and try it out. He gives it a rub and a genie comes out. Now remember this is Russia... The genie grants him one wish. His wish: to piss the best vodka anyone's ever had to drink. The genie nods his head and the man's wish is granted.
The man rushs home to his wife waiting for him. He runs to the glass rack and grabs two glasses. Without even saying a word to his wife he proceeds to unzip his pants and piss in the glasses. His wife, not believing what she is seeing asks,"What the HELL are you doing?!" Without a word he fills up the glasses and sits one in front of his wife.
"Drink it," he says.
The wife will not until she sees him take a drink. He downs the glass without a twitch.
"Drink it," he says again. She takes the glass to her lips and takes a sip. She is amazed! "Thats the best vodka I have ever tasted!"
They drink all night every night for the next week. The same routine: the man comes home a pulls out two glass among other things and the couple get drunk.
One night the man came home rather solemn. He goes to the cupboard and grabs one glass. He unzips and fills the glass up and drinks. The wife looks at him and asks, "What about me?"
He looks at her and replies, "Tonight my dear you drink from the bottle."
(Why aren't you laughing? I laughed out loud
)
The man rushs home to his wife waiting for him. He runs to the glass rack and grabs two glasses. Without even saying a word to his wife he proceeds to unzip his pants and piss in the glasses. His wife, not believing what she is seeing asks,"What the HELL are you doing?!" Without a word he fills up the glasses and sits one in front of his wife.
"Drink it," he says.
The wife will not until she sees him take a drink. He downs the glass without a twitch.
"Drink it," he says again. She takes the glass to her lips and takes a sip. She is amazed! "Thats the best vodka I have ever tasted!"
They drink all night every night for the next week. The same routine: the man comes home a pulls out two glass among other things and the couple get drunk.
One night the man came home rather solemn. He goes to the cupboard and grabs one glass. He unzips and fills the glass up and drinks. The wife looks at him and asks, "What about me?"
He looks at her and replies, "Tonight my dear you drink from the bottle."
(Why aren't you laughing? I laughed out loud
)
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