Good airline gate attendant

[Hogg]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[ardenik]

This actually happened on a flight between South Africa & London i believe...

A snobby old white woman was seated next to a young black dude on the plane... outraged, she calls the flight attendant & expresses her dissatisfaction saying "It is absolutely out of the question that I will sit next to this repulsive savage..." The flight attendant looks around & sees no other vacant seats, but she tells the lady that she will go ask her superiors what can be done.

The attendant returns shortly & tells the lady: "There are no available seats in coach or in business class & only a couple in first class. Although it is generally against airline policy to upgrade flyers, in this situation, I must say that it is truly inhumane to require a person to be seated next to such an unpleasant being...." & just as a grin begins to crawl onto the lady's face, the attendant turns to the black dude & says "Sir, please follow me to the front of the plane & I will show you to your seat"

Needless to say, the whole plane gave the attendant a standing-O...