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A Catholic priest, Baptist minister and Rabbi were
discussing their preaching. They decided that they
needed some work and the best thing to do would be to
go into the woods and preach to a bear!
After a week, the three got back together to discuss
what they had learned. The Catholic priest was
bandaged up from several wounds. He said, "I started
reading Bible verses and upset the bear. The bear
came at me and started tearing and shredding. I was
able to get my hands on my holy water . splashed it
all over the bear and he became as gentle as a lamb."
The Baptist minister was bandaged and walking on
crutches. He said, "As you know, we believe in
completely immersing for baptism. I got hold of that
bear, wrestled him down to the water and upon
baptising the bear, he became immediately calm and
turned into a very nice bear."
The Rabbi was in terrible condition. He was bandaged,
broken arms and legs and in a wheelchair. He said,
"The bear didn't mind my preaching from the Torah at
all, but he didn't care too much for the
circumcision."
discussing their preaching. They decided that they
needed some work and the best thing to do would be to
go into the woods and preach to a bear!
After a week, the three got back together to discuss
what they had learned. The Catholic priest was
bandaged up from several wounds. He said, "I started
reading Bible verses and upset the bear. The bear
came at me and started tearing and shredding. I was
able to get my hands on my holy water . splashed it
all over the bear and he became as gentle as a lamb."
The Baptist minister was bandaged and walking on
crutches. He said, "As you know, we believe in
completely immersing for baptism. I got hold of that
bear, wrestled him down to the water and upon
baptising the bear, he became immediately calm and
turned into a very nice bear."
The Rabbi was in terrible condition. He was bandaged,
broken arms and legs and in a wheelchair. He said,
"The bear didn't mind my preaching from the Torah at
all, but he didn't care too much for the
circumcision."
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