Dumbest Criminals

[SagGal]

OK, I remembered something today from America's Dumbest Criminals that really made me laugh.

This guy walks into the bank and orders the employee to put the money in the bag. Being scared, she does what he tells her. Now he is ready to leave, but he can't seem to open the door. He keeps pushing and kicking the door with all his strength but it doesn't open. The woman runs away somewhere to the back of the bank. He thinks that she locked the doors, so he yells, "Open the door!" Being a dumb criminal that he is, he didn't notice that the sign on the door says, "Pull" and not "Push." Obviously he gets arrested because the woman calls the cops. haha

[dusken]

There is also the one where this guy somehow attaches an ATM to the bumper of his car by chains in hopes that he can drive and pull the ATM out and get the money. Well his bumper falls off, so he panics and drives off. His license plate was still attached to the bumper.

[Inna]

my teacher told us of one that happened in our town....it was during the winter after a snowstorm hit the city..almost every store was closed cause the roads were so bad...someone had broken into a jewelry store and after robbing the place they walked all the way home...leaving their footprints in the snow

[Darorinag]

roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, that was way too funny SagGal. Inna's too. lol