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Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her
grandma to know. One day, the
police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them. The police took them outside
and had all the
prostitutes line up along the driveway when
suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by
and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here,
dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother
that the policemen were there passing out free
oranges and she was just
lining up for some.
Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get
some for myself," and
she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and ex
claimed, "Wow, still
going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and
suck them dry."
The policeman fainted
grandma to know. One day, the
police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them. The police took them outside
and had all the
prostitutes line up along the driveway when
suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by
and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here,
dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother
that the policemen were there passing out free
oranges and she was just
lining up for some.
Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get
some for myself," and
she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and ex
claimed, "Wow, still
going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and
suck them dry."
The policeman fainted
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