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I got this as an email, i thought it was funny.
>>>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2004 WHEN:
>>>
>>>1. You accidentally enter your password on the
>>>microwave.
>>>
>>>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
>>>years.
>>>
>>>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
>>>family of 3.
>>>
>>>4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to
>>>you.
>>>
>>>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
>>>is that they
>>> do not have E-mail addresses.
>>>
>>>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
>>>answer
>>> the phone in a business manner.
>>>
>>>7. When you make phone calls from home, you
>>>accidentally
>>> dial "8" or "9" to get an outside line.
>>>
>>>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
>>>worked
>>> for three different companies.
>>>
>>>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock
>>>news.
>>>
>>>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
>>>job.
>>>
>>>12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
>>>more
>>> likely to get long-service awards.
>>>
>>> AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
>>>
>>>13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
>>>smiling.
>>>
>>>14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
>>>it to your
>>> "friends".
>>>
>>>15. You got this E-mail from a friend that never talks
>>>to you
>>> anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
>>>
>>>16. You are too busy to notice there was no 9.
>>>
>>>17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
>>>wasn't a No. 9.
>>>
>>>18. AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AND THINKING OF WHO
>>> YOU CAN SEND IT TO.
>>>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2004 WHEN:
>>>
>>>1. You accidentally enter your password on the
>>>microwave.
>>>
>>>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
>>>years.
>>>
>>>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
>>>family of 3.
>>>
>>>4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to
>>>you.
>>>
>>>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
>>>is that they
>>> do not have E-mail addresses.
>>>
>>>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
>>>answer
>>> the phone in a business manner.
>>>
>>>7. When you make phone calls from home, you
>>>accidentally
>>> dial "8" or "9" to get an outside line.
>>>
>>>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
>>>worked
>>> for three different companies.
>>>
>>>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock
>>>news.
>>>
>>>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
>>>job.
>>>
>>>12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
>>>more
>>> likely to get long-service awards.
>>>
>>> AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
>>>
>>>13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
>>>smiling.
>>>
>>>14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
>>>it to your
>>> "friends".
>>>
>>>15. You got this E-mail from a friend that never talks
>>>to you
>>> anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
>>>
>>>16. You are too busy to notice there was no 9.
>>>
>>>17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
>>>wasn't a No. 9.
>>>
>>>18. AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AND THINKING OF WHO
>>> YOU CAN SEND IT TO.
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