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  • Cats and Dogs...

    I like both cats and dogs but this is cute...


    FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

    8:00 AM Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

    9:30 AM Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!

    9:40 AM Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!

    10:30 AM Oh, boy! Bath. BUMMER.

    11:30 AM Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

    12 Noon Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!

    1:00 PM Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!

    4:00 PM Oh, boy! The park! My favorite!

    5:00 PM Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!

    5:30 PM Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!

    6:00 PM Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

    6:30 PM Oh, boy! TV with Dad! My favorite!

    8:30 PM Oh, boy! Bedtime! My favorite!


    FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

    Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt
    me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
    lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
    cereal.

    The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of
    escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the
    occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
    another houseplant.

    Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
    their feet while they were walking almost succeeded;
    must try this at the top of the stairs.

    In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
    oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
    their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

    Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
    body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am
    capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
    hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
    good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to
    plan.

    There was some sort of gathering of their
    accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement
    throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
    and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that
    my confinement was due to my power of "allergies."
    Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
    advantage.

    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
    maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and
    seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a
    half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be
    an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am
    certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
    placement in the metal room, his safety is assured ...
    But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

  • #2
    cute.

    Damn this 15 character requirement!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      thats pretty funny, dude

      (i cant believe u said cute)

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