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Armenians "Mark" Their Territory

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    Gabriel (the keeper of the gates of heaven) came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Armenians up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my trumpet is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are sunflower seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing."

    The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

    The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

    The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

    Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

    The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

    After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. What is it?"

    Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

    The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."

    This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Armenians have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!"

  • #2
    Interesting........

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    • #3
      I don't know what it was about this joke that actually made me smile. Good one Stud.
      I see...

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      • #4
        I think its the whole Armenians taking over thing. I love it even though it didnt make much sense. lol

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        • #5
          LOL! Same feeling here. I found it funny, but I'm really not sure about what caused it to be funny...I'm not even sure I get it..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Baron Dants
            LOL! Same feeling here. I found it funny, but I'm really not sure about what caused it to be funny...I'm not even sure I get it..
            simple... (& ive stated this before):

            "gank... bidi linenk... kich me tashkhala badjarenk... ou ter shadanank!!!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Genuine_Stud
              Gabriel (the keeper of the gates of heaven) came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Armenians up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my trumpet is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are sunflower seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing."

              The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

              The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

              The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

              Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

              The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

              After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. What is it?"

              Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

              The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."

              This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Armenians have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!"
              You closet self-loathers should be exterminated.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nimrod
                You closet self-loathers should be exterminated.
                Por que?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Genuine_Stud
                  Por que?
                  Ignore him. He hates himself and everyone and everything you could possibly think of and some you can't. I think he needs to get out more.
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Genuine_Stud
                    Gabriel (the keeper of the gates of heaven) came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Armenians up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my trumpet is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are sunflower seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing."

                    The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

                    The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

                    The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

                    Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

                    The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

                    After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. What is it?"

                    Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

                    The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."

                    This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Armenians have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!"



                    OMG !!!! I just read this to my friends....LMAO This is the funniest joke I've heard in such a long time.

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