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Vartanik is about 8 years old and hasn't learned any bad words throughout his life.
So one day his dad was shaving and he cut himself and said "shi*t" Vartanik asked his dad what sh*t meant so his dad says, "shaving cream."
Then Vartanik goes to the kitchen and sees his mom cutting the turkey. She accidently cuts herself and said "fu*k." Vartanik asked his mom what f*ck meant so she says, "cut."
A few minutes later some relatives were knocking on the door so Vartanik goes to the livng room to greet them. He opens the door and they asked Vartanik where his parents are.
So Vartanik responds, "My dad is putting sh*t on his face and my mom is fu*king the turkey in the kitchen."
So one day his dad was shaving and he cut himself and said "shi*t" Vartanik asked his dad what sh*t meant so his dad says, "shaving cream."
Then Vartanik goes to the kitchen and sees his mom cutting the turkey. She accidently cuts herself and said "fu*k." Vartanik asked his mom what f*ck meant so she says, "cut."
A few minutes later some relatives were knocking on the door so Vartanik goes to the livng room to greet them. He opens the door and they asked Vartanik where his parents are.
So Vartanik responds, "My dad is putting sh*t on his face and my mom is fu*king the turkey in the kitchen."