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  • Another Little Red Riding Hood...

    The Wolf walked up to Little Red Riding Hood and said, "I'm going to eat you today, Little Red." "But why, Mr. Wolf? I am a cute girl, no? Why don't you have sex with me instead and maybe you can eat me another time." The Wolf thinks about it and says, "Oh alright." So they phuck.

    The next day, The Wolf walks up to Little Red Riding Hood and says, "Today I am going to eat you, for sure." "But Mr. Wolf, I am still very cute, no? We had good sex yesterday, no? You were happy and I was happy. Just have sex with me." "Oh fine, just this one more time." So they phuck.

    The following day, The Wolf again walks up to Little Red Riding Hood and says, "Look, today I am going to eat you and that's that; no more sex." "But, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood, "didn't you enjoy our sex yesterday. You were happy, no? I am still sexy and cute, no? Let's have sex again." The Wolf threw his arms in the air and looked around hjim and said, "Would someone get this sick $lut out of a childrens story!?"

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    this one was better than the "chish joke'

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