Women Drivers!!

[gevo]

> This morning while driving down the freeway,
>
> I looked over to my
> left and there was a
>
> woman
>
> in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
>
> with her face up next to her
>
> rear view mirror putting on her
>
> eyeliner.
>
>
> I looked away for a couple seconds
>
> and when I looked back she was
>
> halfway over in my lane,
>
> still working on that makeup.
>
>
> As a man,I don't scare easily.
>
> But she scared me so much;
>
> I dropped my electric shaver,
>
> which knocked the donut
>
> out of my other hand.
>
> In all the confusion of trying
>
> to straighten out the car
>
> using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
> my cell phone
>
> away from my ear which fell
>
>
> into the coffee between my legs,
>
> splashed, and burned
>
> Big Jim and theTwins,
>
> ruined the damn phone,
>
> soaked my trousers,
>
> and disconnected an
> important call.
>
>
> Damn women drivers ! ! ...."

[sSsflamesSs]

There exists justice, after all!

[Deviance]

It's karma probably.

[violette829]

It's karma probably.

And the Last Person Who Should Talk About Karma Award goes to....

[SagGal]

I have nothing to say, but just one thing to do and that is laugh.