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*This is Armenian Radio.*
Our listeners asked us, "Will people have money when communism is built?"
We're answering: "Some will, some will not."
This is Armenian Radio. Our listeners asked us, "Is it possible to build communism in America?"
We're answering: "It's possible, but who will we buy grain from?"
This is Armenian Radio. Our listeners asked us, "When the final phase of socialism, namely communism, is built, will there still be thefts and pilfering?"
We're answering: "No, because everything will be already pilfered during socialism.
"Question: What if socialism were built in Greenland?
Answer: First snow would become available only through ration cards, and later snow would be distributed only to the KGB officers and their families.
Question: What is the socialist friendship of nations?
Answer: It's when Armenians, Russians, Ukrainians, Jews, and all other peoples of the USSR unite in a brotherly manner and all together set out to beat up the Azeris.
''Question to Radio Yerevan: Is it correct that Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev won a luxury car at the All-Union Championship in Moscow?
Answer: In principle, yes. But first of all it was not Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev, but Vassili Vassilievich Vassiliev; second, it was not at the All-Union Championship in Moscow, but at a Collective Farm Sports Festival in Smolensk; third, it was not a car, but a bicycle; and fourth he didn't win it, but rather it was stolen from him.
Our listeners asked us, "Will people have money when communism is built?"
We're answering: "Some will, some will not."
This is Armenian Radio. Our listeners asked us, "Is it possible to build communism in America?"
We're answering: "It's possible, but who will we buy grain from?"
This is Armenian Radio. Our listeners asked us, "When the final phase of socialism, namely communism, is built, will there still be thefts and pilfering?"
We're answering: "No, because everything will be already pilfered during socialism.
"Question: What if socialism were built in Greenland?
Answer: First snow would become available only through ration cards, and later snow would be distributed only to the KGB officers and their families.
Question: What is the socialist friendship of nations?
Answer: It's when Armenians, Russians, Ukrainians, Jews, and all other peoples of the USSR unite in a brotherly manner and all together set out to beat up the Azeris.
''Question to Radio Yerevan: Is it correct that Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev won a luxury car at the All-Union Championship in Moscow?
Answer: In principle, yes. But first of all it was not Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev, but Vassili Vassilievich Vassiliev; second, it was not at the All-Union Championship in Moscow, but at a Collective Farm Sports Festival in Smolensk; third, it was not a car, but a bicycle; and fourth he didn't win it, but rather it was stolen from him.
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