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    Love By Software

    A women sent this letter to her love counselor. Look what happens when the counselor responded. It's pretty funny.


    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that I had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but files get lost. What can I do?

    Sincerely,

    Desperate

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    (Here is the reply from the counselor.)

    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.exe and install Tears 6.2.

    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beware of Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud Farts.WAV files.

    DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory allocation and cannot learn new application quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance such as Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support
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    Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud Farts.WAV files.
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      hey as long as he updates and maintains the harddrive in top shape and installs software such as sensitivity 6.0, tenderness 7.0, sweetness 8.0, cuddling 9.0, and love 10.0, he's a keeper and shall be the only application running

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        Originally posted by hyebruin
        hey as long as he updates and maintains the harddrive in top shape and installs software such as sensitivity 6.0, tenderness 7.0, sweetness 8.0, cuddling 9.0, and love 10.0, he's a keeper and shall be the only application running
        Yea, but you know there's bound to be a virus.
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