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From Maxim magazine:
A teacher instructs her 5th grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed 3, and killed the last 2 with his bare hands." "What was the moral of that horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher. "Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking".
A teacher instructs her 5th grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed 3, and killed the last 2 with his bare hands." "What was the moral of that horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher. "Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking".