Here are a few interesting true stories.. LOL..

[gevo]

THE EXAM

An elderly couple go to the doctor for his check up.

The doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health.
"Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty,
and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time,
and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied.
"That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January"

[gevo]

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a
difference when we give a child the gift of our time...

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough,
more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her,
let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first! week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this
home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and
suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank
the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the
little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building
the house next door to us."

My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those a_ _holes at Home Depot ever
deliver the f_ _ _ _ _ _ sheet rock..."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye.

[gevo]

Stuff you dont see everyday.. LOL

[gevo]

HAHA! UPS WINS!! I have always liked UPS more.. i dont know why.

[SagGal]

The first pic is SO photoshoped.

The second pic. Oh, please just don't show the kids that. It's like Bart Simpson finding out Crusty the Clown is a crook.

[Genuine_Stud]

Haha.... what did innocent (Yeah right!) Ronald McDonald do?

Did he smoke crack?

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James on Dave Chapelle

[Sip]

Wow ... I'd never heard any ture stories before.

[ardenik]

Wow ... I'd never heard any ture stories before.

yea somebody's really gotta correct the spelling of that title...

[gevo]

Wow ... I'd never heard any ture stories before.

Oh i am to illiterate to know how to speel the word that means "not false" oh well.. i can count on other more educated and really smart peopel to tell me how to spell TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!... but i guess i should still thank you for pointing that out...nahhhh..

[ExtraHye]

Wow ... I'd never heard any ture stories before.

Does this remind you of something Sip