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    President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he
    visits one of the classes.They are in the middle of a discussion related
    to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the
    discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the
    class for an example of a "tragedy."

    One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
    door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,
    that would be a tragedy."
    "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

    A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
    drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
    "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a
    GREAT LOSS."

    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush
    searches the room.
    "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

    Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a
    quiet voice he says,
    "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile
    and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that
    would be a tragedy."
    "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
    would be a TRAGEDY?"
    "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it
    certainly wouldn't be a great loss.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    Hahaha.

    Damn..... that joked just kicked a$$.

    Good one CK.

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    • #3
      hehehehe. That's a smart little boy.
      I bet his mommy and daddy would be so proud. Ah. :-)
      I see...

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      • #4
        that's fu--in tight...good one!

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        • #5
          The best Bush jokes are his quotes.

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