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You must not allow your boy to attend any school where they teach the children to "skip," or play "hopscotch" in Physical Education class. Creation Scientists have proved that such activities are the precursor to cross-dressing, appreciation for poetry, a sardonic display of irony and the rampant shoplifting of skin care products.
A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow. A boy must also draw in straight lines. Some curves are fine, but if you suspect your child of "doodling," and see that he is using more curves than straight lines, please call your Pastor immediately.
Thanks bruin, that made me cry from laughter. What were you doing doodling the net looking for such creative articles?
If your child is still crying after three weeks, please drop him off at the Creation Science Laboratory for the remainder of the year and for a determination of whether he is worth having back.
Vay Astvats! The doodleheads kick ass with their parody, they are based somewhere in NJ perhaps I should pay them a visit to give them praises for such cleverness.
Check out these sites. For those who took it seriously.
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