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  • #1

    I feel like chicken tonight!

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?
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    This question may be looked at in a hand full of ways, but in my answer i would like to go deep into the psyche of the chicken and try to understand what its ambitions truly are for attempting to cross the road. chikens eventually do get sick of just continousely laying eggs, i mean how would u feel if u had to sit in a damn wooden box and xxxx out eggs for the rest of your life , i think you would want to kill yourself!!! well folks thats exactly what this good old chicken is attempting to do, it is crossing t he road in hoped to end its own life by getting smacked my a mac truck, flattening the poor thing to the ground.... why? to show those farmers that chickens are capable of doing much more than xxxx eggs right and left!!
    In conclusion i would like to state that the chiken who crossed the road was a martyr, who died in the name of freedom. in hopes to end the sufferage of chikens world wide.....

    p.s i was extremely bored when i wrote this... but it makes sence doesnt it?
    GOOD STUFF!

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    • #3
      I was extremely bored when I posted the question....good answer though!

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      • #4
        poo

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        • #5
          what is it with you and poo??

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          • #6
            doesnt the word just make u want to laugh?

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            • #7
              hmm I have a 4 year old cousin that repetitively says 'poo' and everytime she says it she laughs harder and harder....

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                WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD

                GEORGE W. BUSH
                We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

                AL GORE
                I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

                COLIN POWELL
                Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

                HANZ BLIX
                We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

                MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
                The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
                We don't even have a chicken.

                SADDAM HUSSEIN
                This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

                RALPH NADER
                The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

                PAT BUCHANAN
                To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

                RUSH LIMBAUGH
                I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

                MARTHA STEWART
                No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

                JERRY FALWELL
                Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.

                DR. SEUSS
                Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

                ERNEST HEMINGWAY
                To die. In the rain. Alone.

                MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
                I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

                GRANDPA
                In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

                BARBARA WALTERS
                Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

                JOHN LENNON
                Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

                ARISTOTLE
                It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

                KARL MARX
                It was an historical inevitability.

                VOLTAIRE
                I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

                RONALD REAGAN
                What chicken?

                CAPTAIN KIRK
                To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

                FOX MULDER
                You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

                SIGMUND FREUD
                The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.

                BILL GATES
                I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

                ALBERT EINSTEIN
                Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

                BILL CLINTON
                I did not cross the road with THAT chick! What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

                COLONEL SANDERS
                I missed one?

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