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1) Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; but teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2) Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3) According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes, the women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
4) Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5) Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
6) In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
7) How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
AND THE # 1 FUNNY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
2) Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3) According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes, the women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
4) Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5) Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
6) In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
7) How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
AND THE # 1 FUNNY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
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