Southern Medical Terminology

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Artery - study of paintings

Medical staff - doctor's cane

Bacteria - back door of the cafeteria

Morbid - higher offer

Barium - what doctors do when the treatment fails

Bowel - a letter like a, e, i, o, u

Nitrate - cheaper than day rate

Caesarian section - a district in Rome

Node - was aware of

CAT scan - searching for the kitty

Outpatient - person who fainted

Cauterize - made eye contact

Pap smear - fatherhood test

Colic - sheep dog

Pelvis - cousin of Elvis

Coma - punctuation mark

Post operative - letter carrier

Congenital - friendly

Prostate - flat on your back

D & C - where Washington is

Dilate - live long

Rectum - dang near killed him

Enema - not friend

Rheumatic - amorous

Fester - quicker

Secretion - hiding something

Genital - non-jew

Seizure - Roman emperor

G.I. series - soldier ball game

Tablet - small table

Grippe - suitcase

Terminal - getting sick at the airport

Hangnail - coat hook

Tibia - country in Africa

High Colonic - Jewish religious holiday

Tumor - more than one

Impotent - distinguished

Urine - opposite of you're out

Labor pain - getting hurt at work

Varicose - near by

Vein - conceited

[Sip]

I really laughed out loud at some of those ... I think artery was probably the funniest