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Southern Medical Terminology

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  • Southern Medical Terminology

    Artery - study of paintings

    Medical staff - doctor's cane

    Bacteria - back door of the cafeteria

    Morbid - higher offer

    Barium - what doctors do when the treatment fails

    Bowel - a letter like a, e, i, o, u

    Nitrate - cheaper than day rate

    Caesarian section - a district in Rome

    Node - was aware of

    CAT scan - searching for the kitty

    Outpatient - person who fainted

    Cauterize - made eye contact

    Pap smear - fatherhood test

    Colic - sheep dog

    Pelvis - cousin of Elvis

    Coma - punctuation mark

    Post operative - letter carrier

    Congenital - friendly

    Prostate - flat on your back

    D & C - where Washington is

    Dilate - live long

    Rectum - dang near killed him

    Enema - not friend

    Rheumatic - amorous

    Fester - quicker

    Secretion - hiding something

    Genital - non-jew

    Seizure - Roman emperor

    G.I. series - soldier ball game

    Tablet - small table

    Grippe - suitcase

    Terminal - getting sick at the airport

    Hangnail - coat hook

    Tibia - country in Africa

    High Colonic - Jewish religious holiday

    Tumor - more than one

    Impotent - distinguished

    Urine - opposite of you're out

    Labor pain - getting hurt at work

    Varicose - near by

    Vein - conceited

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    I really laughed out loud at some of those ... I think artery was probably the funniest
    this post = teh win.

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