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  • #11
    Originally posted by SagGal
    What it the world is this thing? Guess.


    jaaaanaaaaa....i wanna squeeze that thing and fall asleep ahhhh sooo soft.....charmin soft

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    • #12
      What a difference 3 decades make!

      1972: Long hair
      2002: Longing for hair

      1972: The perfect high
      2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

      1972: KEG
      2002: EKG

      1972: Acid rock
      2002: Acid reflux

      1972: Moving to California cuz it's cool
      2002: Moving to California cuz it's warm

      1972: Growing pot
      2002: Growing pot belly

      1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
      2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

      1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
      2002: Popping joints

      1972: Killer weed
      2002: Weed killer

      1972: Hoping for a BMW
      2002: Hoping for a BM

      1972: The Grateful Dead
      2002: Dr. Kevorkian

      1972: Going to a new, hip joint
      2002: Receiving a new hip joint

      1972: Rolling stones
      2002: Kidney stones

      1972: Being called into the principal's office
      2002: Calling the principal's office

      1972: Screw the system
      2002: Upgrade the system

      1972: Disco
      2002: Costco

      1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
      2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

      1972: Taking acid
      2002: Taking antacid

      1972: Passing the drivers test
      2002: Passing the vision test

      1972: Whatever
      2002: Depends

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      • #13
        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #14
          You can tell what they meant, but...........
          I see...

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          • #15
            hey how do you post a just a picture without having to click on a link? Ive been trying to figure out that one for a while.

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            • #16
              Originally posted by sad_eyes
              hey how do you post a just a picture without having to click on a link? Ive been trying to figure out that one for a while.
              You have to have the picture online. For example, if you find a picture that you like online, you take it's link (like this one for example http://www.pixels.net/gallery/nature...small_rose.jpg) and paste it by clicking on the button that says "Insert Image." Something like [IMG].............[IMG/] will appear and your pic will be displayed in your post.
              I see...

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              • #17
                right on, thank you.

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