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For The Ladies...

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    For The Ladies...

    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
    room, where their
    family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor
    came in looking tired
    and sombre.
    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
    surveyed the
    worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one
    at this time is a
    brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
    very risky but it is
    the only hope."
    "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have
    to pay for the
    brain yourselves."
    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
    news. After a great
    length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
    brain cost?"
    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
    brain, and $200 for a
    female brain."
    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not
    to smile,
    avoiding eye contact with the women, some actually
    smirked.
    A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
    question
    everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much
    more?"
    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and
    explained to the entire
    group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have
    to mark down the
    price of the female brains, because they've actually
    been used."
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    HAHAH good one-if only they used their brains more than other anatomical features- * i think the only thing some men use is their lil partners down south- its either one or the other-

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    • #3
      It's FUNNY 'cuz it's TRUE! haha. That is so old and stupid but I said it anyway.
      I see...

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