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    Olympic Bloopers

    1. *Weightlifting commentator:* "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
    her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. *Dressage commentator:* "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
    from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. *Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
    mother and father."

    4. *Boxing analyst:* "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
    deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    5. *Softball announcer:* "If history repeats itself, I should think we
    can expect the same thing again."

    6. *Basketball analyst:* "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
    doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    7. *At the rowing medal ceremony:* "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
    IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    8. *Soccer commentator:* "Julian xxxxs is everywhere. It's like they've
    got eleven xxxxs on the field."

    9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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    Originally posted by SaSSoun
    9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
    Does she, does she really? LOL!
    Last edited by ckBejug; 09-10-2004, 10:45 AM.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      4. *Boxing analyst:* "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
      deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

      5. *Softball announcer:* "If history repeats itself, I should think we
      can expect the same thing again."
      Those two made me laugh.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SaSSoun
        3. *Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
        mother and father."

        4. *Boxing analyst:* "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
        deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

        5. *Softball announcer:* "If history repeats itself, I should think we
        can expect the same thing again."

        9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
        that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
        them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
        haha.
        I see...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SaSSoun
          9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
          that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
          them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

          This was too funny. Even though he really didnt say anything wrong...its just our minds are soo sick...soo dirtyy..
          You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SaSSoun
            *Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
            That was hilarious.

            Like Duhhh... hahaha

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            • #7
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by SaSSoun

              *Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
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              Originally posted by Genuine_Stud
              That was hilarious.

              Like Duhhh... hahaha
              heh.. he should have his gold medal taken away just for that comment.

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