Olympic Bloopers

[SaSSoun]

1. *Weightlifting commentator:* "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. *Dressage commentator:* "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. *Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. *Boxing analyst:* "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. *Softball announcer:* "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. *Basketball analyst:* "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. *At the rowing medal ceremony:* "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. *Soccer commentator:* "Julian xxxxs is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven xxxxs on the field."

9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[ckBejug]

9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Does she, does she really? LOL!

[Stark Evade]

4. *Boxing analyst:* "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. *Softball announcer:* "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

Those two made me laugh.

[SagGal]

3. *Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. *Boxing analyst:* "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. *Softball announcer:* "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

haha.

[XxgoeyxX]

9. *Tennis commentator:* "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

This was too funny. Even though he really didnt say anything wrong...its just our minds are soo sick...soo dirtyy..

[Genuine_Stud]

*Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

That was hilarious.

Like Duhhh... hahaha

[SaSSoun]

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Originally Posted by SaSSoun

*Paul Hamm, gymnast:* "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
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That was hilarious.

Like Duhhh... hahaha

heh.. he should have his gold medal taken away just for that comment.