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    Must Be Herbal Essences

    One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
    The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.

    The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.

    That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"

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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwww................... he's a coochie-snortching midget..
    "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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    • #3
      Bush and Saddam

      Bush got a coded message from Saddam

      Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
      It read: 370HSSV-0773H

      Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

      The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

      He suggested turning the message upside down ...

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      • #4
        Bush and Cheny are in a resturant looking over the menu as a waitress comes over.

        "What can I get for you gentlemen?" The waitress asks.

        "Hmm.. I think I'll get the heart healthy salad" replies Cheny.

        The waitress writes this down and looks over to Bush "And for you, Mr. President?"

        He thinks for a moment then gives the waitress a sly smile "Hmm.. I think I'd like a little quickie, darling..."

        The waitress is baffled "Excuse me?"

        "What's wrong? I'm sure people ask you for quickies all the time... come on darling, can I get a quickie?"

        Disguisted the waitress storms off, fuming.

        Cheney leans over and looks at Bush's menu... then sighs, saying: "It's pronounced Quiche you dumb ass"



        Ok, ok I gotta give credit where it's due, I didn't come up with that joke, I heard it from Angelik22
        "All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl Marx

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        • #5
          hehehehe

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          • #6
            Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal. One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton? The results were staggering!

            5% — No
            3% — Yes
            92% — Never Again


            lollllllll.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by sad_eyes
              Bush got a coded message from Saddam

              Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
              It read: 370HSSV-0773H

              Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

              The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

              He suggested turning the message upside down ...
              Not just upside down but they'd have to flip it verticly too.

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              • #8
                hehehe.
                Originally posted by sad_eyes
                Must Be Herbal Essences...
                I hope it was the Herban Essences.

                gross.
                I see...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by patlajan
                  Not just upside down but they'd have to flip it verticly too.
                  no you wouldnt

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                  • #10
                    blondes are so ( well you know!)

                    A blonde,a brunette and a red head get stuck on an island.
                    So meanwhile they find a magic lamp with a genie inside
                    theyt rub it and poof a genie appears in front.
                    Then the genie says since their are only three of you,
                    each of you will get only one wish
                    So the redhead wishes to go back home cause she misses her family very much, so poof dissapears. The brunette wishes for the same thing,so poof dissapears.Now the blonde "I wish that my friends were still here!"
                    So POOF.

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