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Vartanik Jokes

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  • #11
    vj7 teacher!

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"? She calls on little Vartanik. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Vartanik says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that`s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vartanik replied, "The correct answer is `the one with the wedding ring on,` but I like your thinking."

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    • #12
      Re: vj7 teacher!

      I love this joke.

      And it's no coincidence you posted this on 11:11!

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      • #13
        Vartanik Jokes!!!

        One day Vartanik dies and goes to heaven. He meets a guy up their named Gurgen. One day Gurgen says: "Vartanik , how did you die?" Vartanik says: "I froze to death . What about you ?" Gurgen says : " I thought my wife was cheating on me so i searched the whole house to find a guy . When i didn`t find the guy , i had a heart attack and died ." Vartanik says: " You stupid moron , if u checked the freezer , we both would have been alive now."

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        • #14
          Re: Vartanik Jokes!!!

          Friend, this joke is like one of the oldest vartanik jokes known to mankind. The first time I heard it I laughed but then people told me the same joke 50 times lol. I got sick of it after the 2nd time.
          Gatorade... the Thirst Quencher!

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          • #15
            Re: Vartanik Jokes!!!

            Ahh man I had so many Vartanik Jokes. I cant think of all of them.
            Gatorade... the Thirst Quencher!

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            • #16
              Teacher asks Vartanik

              One day class ended a few minutes early, so Ms. Margo decided to ask the students what their mothers did for a living. Some of the responses were, My mother is a doctor, architect, nurse, home maker etc... then came Vartanik's turn. He replied my mother is a SUBSTITUTE. Confused, Ms. Margo asked Vartanik what he meant. He said, my mother sometimes puts on a real short dress, lots of makeup, high heal shoes and then walks up and down Santa Monica Blvd. Ms. Margo said I think you mean she is a PROSTITUTE then, don't you? Vartanik said "no my aunt is the prostitute, my mom substitutes for her when she is sick"
              Positive vibes, positive taught

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              • #17
                James Bond & Vartan

                One day Vartan goes to James Bond & says what's your name
                Bond replies: Bond James Bond

                Bonds asks what's your name? Vartan goes
                Var Vartan.
                Positive vibes, positive taught

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                • #18
                  Re: James Bond & Vartan

                  I don't get it.

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                  • #19
                    Re: James Bond & Vartan

                    Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
                    One day Vartan goes to James Bond & says what's your name
                    Bond replies: Bond James Bond

                    Bonds asks what's your name? Vartan goes
                    Var Vartan.
                    Here is another version of d joke...



                    James Bond & Vartanick

                    One day Vartanick is riding in a train and James Bond comes and sits next to him. After a few minutes, James Bond turns to Vartanick and says: "My name is Bond, James Bond. What is your name?" Vartanick answers: "My name is Nick, VartaNick."

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                    • #20
                      Re: James Bond & Vartan

                      One day Vartanick is riding in a train and James Bond comes and sits next to him. After a few minutes, James Bond turns to Vartanick and says: "I heard about you a lot: may I introduce myself?"
                      Last edited by gegev; 03-07-2010, 04:36 AM.

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