Never lie to a female!!

[violette829]

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!" Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female

[choban]

Thats horrible, hahahah thats so horrible.

[sad_eyes]

Hahahahaahaha, so dirttyyy

[SagGal]

I don't mean to be a party pooper, but how the heck is that even possible?
I mean, if the little girl was playing with the man's so-called "birdie," didn't any of other people see her and bother to stop her? Another thing, how the heck do you (a man/men) not feel someone playing with your "birdie?" lol. I mean, come on now!







P.S. OUCH! Oh, and the moral of the story is very true.

:-)

[gevo]

i guess he was drunk, or thinking he was having another one of those dreams :P!!! lol..

[Harut82]

I don't mean to be a party pooper, but how the heck is that even possible?
I mean, if the little girl was playing with the man's so-called "birdie," didn't any of other people see her and bother to stop her? Another thing, how the heck do you (a man/men) not feel someone playing with your "birdie?" lol. I mean, come on now!







P.S. OUCH! Oh, and the moral of the story is very true.

:-)

I'ts just a joke

[SagGal]

It should be realistic though. Anyways, OUCH!

i guess he was drunk, or thinking he was having another one of those dreams :P!!! lol..

HUH?


Oh my...

[Harut82]

Your just like one of my friends. When I tell him a joke he starts asking questions...by the time I answer all of them the joke is not funny anymore.

[Anushik]

Your just like one of my friends. When I tell him a joke he starts asking questions...by the time I answer all of them the joke is not funny anymore.

I have friend lake yours too I tried once or twice and after that I promised not to tell her any jok...

About the jock....
I send it to all my friends... funy part is that guys didn't find it funy

[Harut82]

funy part is that guys didn't find it funy